Today on my 6 train commute from work, I heard a man say, "Honey, look, Astor Place."
Continuing to play Bubble Bobble on my phone, I heard him say it again, "Astor Place."
A short pause later, he said yet again, "Don't you get it? Astor Place?"
"What are you talking about?" his wife asked.
It was at this point that the man went into his best talking dog voice and said, "Hello, I'm Astro."
Either this man is unfunny, or he is the funniest person on Earth.
Well, I know I was laughing.